"Abraham Lincoln was a ‘tyrant’ like Hitler for ending slavery." - Concord Republican Rep. Larry Pittman
Dumbest shit you heard all day?
- Thread starter ShineCero
- Start date
Had to bump this thread up 
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This is from a Suiryu fanboy :kek:
ls:This is from a Suiryu fanboy :kek:
LoopyPanda
Black Jacket
Everything that Trump tweets. Seriously, I have to double check if the tweet is from a parody account each time.
I'm proven wrong each time. :deargod:
I'm proven wrong each time. :deargod:
"So, you're making apple pie. How are you going to do the crust?"
"... well, I don't know if I want to do the crust... yet."
"....."
"... well, I don't know if I want to do the crust... yet."
"....."
Grey Star
Red Jacket
Assholes said:
I said:
Asshole said:
On a text based forum. In the general chat thread.
LoopyPanda
Black Jacket
Anything Voldemort-Admin from the forum that shalt not be named has said to me after 2015.
Grey Star
Red Jacket
"Are you here for credit recovery?"
"No."
"Everyone's gotta get out."
"But we're waiting for the credit recovery room to be not used as a meeting room..."
"Everyone's gotta get out."
"We have permission to be in here..."
"Everyone's gotta get out."
"No."
"Everyone's gotta get out."
"But we're waiting for the credit recovery room to be not used as a meeting room..."
"Everyone's gotta get out."
"We have permission to be in here..."
"Everyone's gotta get out."
People are complaining about revival Samurai Jack for not being gritty and dark
"But I didn't want a continuation of the original's tone, I wanted a grimdark edgy revival.
It's like if they revived Courage the Cowardly Dog and didn't make it into a gory slasher flick where everyone gets their skin hacked off bit by bit with a potato peeler as they're tied to a rack and have their limbs torn apart, with a bucket filling up with lemon juice and dumping it onto their open wounds every thirty seconds. Like, why even bother if you aren't going to do that?"
Fucking hell.
"But I didn't want a continuation of the original's tone, I wanted a grimdark edgy revival.
It's like if they revived Courage the Cowardly Dog and didn't make it into a gory slasher flick where everyone gets their skin hacked off bit by bit with a potato peeler as they're tied to a rack and have their limbs torn apart, with a bucket filling up with lemon juice and dumping it onto their open wounds every thirty seconds. Like, why even bother if you aren't going to do that?"
Fucking hell.
Snowball Cay
Green Jacket
- Every Voldemort-ex-FB friend that said to me before she deleted me from her FB friends list and blocked me.
- Everything another Voldemort-ex-FB friend said when our mutual friend unfriended him for offending her.
- My abusive auntie's shit-talking that is aimed at me and my cat.
:stfu:
- Everything another Voldemort-ex-FB friend said when our mutual friend unfriended him for offending her.
- My abusive auntie's shit-talking that is aimed at me and my cat.
:stfu:
Grey Star
Red Jacket
"The Resugent Class Star Destroyer can be upgraded to have as much firepower as a ship six times it's size."
"Sorry but Star Wars Legeneds isn't canon. :trollface:"
"Sorry but Star Wars Legeneds isn't canon. :trollface:"
"People are simply just attacking President Trump with all these allegations! Don't believe in the media!"
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Grey Star
Red Jacket
Just because a country uses terror based methods to rule, doesn't make them terrorists.
Grey Star
Red Jacket
Guy said:
Grey Star
Red Jacket
LoopyPanda
Black Jacket
"How was i supposed to know Housekeeping won't come in if I left the Privacy hanger on our door!?"
~ Z ~
Black Jacket
"Pokemon company and GameFreak don't care about the fans!!!"
Grey Star
Red Jacket
"I hate this particular character because it reminds me of myself. Therefore, the game is bad"
"If GameFreak were to add a wood type, it should be immune to fire and lightning"
"If GameFreak were to add a wood type, it should be immune to fire and lightning"