Dumbest shit you heard all day?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No - and I will NOT have a boyfriend ever and certainly not after all the scrutiny I have to put up with by so many pissants who expected me to have one and who tried to force a relationship on me!
 
Sounds fun

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So as a project for health class me and Grey have to carry around a hard-boiled egg and take pictures with it almost every hour, including midnight, to 3am, So being the heavy sleeper that I am, I decided my best plan would be to stay up instead of hope that I can wake up. My dad accepted this plan, but...

(mother at 12:13am) "What the hell are you doing up?! You should be going to bed!"
(me) "I have to stay up for this project, we went over this earlier."
(mother) "You could have gone to sleep and set an alarm, don't give me that sh*t!"
(me) "You know I would never wake up to it, besides, I would have been up this late anyways you know that."
(mother) "You should have gone to bed and you know it!" *Walks away somewhat pouting*

Thanks for trying to make my family murder me school, you're really revving em' up!
 
"As nebble say Brontosaurus?"
 
"I didn't mean to be offensive!" says the artist who continues to draw said offensive thing to offend more of their fans..
 
"You need money to pay for an apartment and they aren't cheap. Your school funds will run out really fast once you spend your tuition and rent. (babbles on about my fatness and how fat people apparently get no jobs or something)"

Me: You do know that I can get a job, right?"
 
"Oh - come on!"
~My auntie especially when I am upset over something - sometimes she wouldn't understand.
 
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