Grey Star
Red Jacket
ShineCero said:
"Undertale is the cancer and I am the cure." - The closest I have to a tumblrite online.
"Food you want to f(u)rk." - Devour Pool Boy Commercial.
Dumbest shit you heard all day?
- Thread starter ShineCero
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"Undertale is the cancer and I am the cure." - The closest I have to a tumblrite online.
"Food you want to f(u)rk." - Devour Pool Boy Commercial.
~ Z ~
Black Jacket
"You're an idiot because I don't get it." - Ex-Friend
LoopyPanda
Black Jacket
Nick said:
Damn I felt that burn
My contribution:
"Onision is funny and understands my hatred of society." -edgy tween fan
LoopyPanda
Black Jacket
Person: *purposely undermines me by saying how much worse they had it*
me: hey tht wasn't okay and made me feel bad abt myself and that you don't care about my feelings at all
Person: "whoa!!! It's just a comparison!!! calm down!!!"
me:
me: hey tht wasn't okay and made me feel bad abt myself and that you don't care about my feelings at all
Person: "whoa!!! It's just a comparison!!! calm down!!!"
me:
~ Z ~
Black Jacket
"Your chicken wasn't cooked." - Mom
"It's because of the cheese, it was expired." - Me
"Well, that explains the weird flavor..."
"So it was cooked."
"..."
"It's because of the cheese, it was expired." - Me
"Well, that explains the weird flavor..."
"So it was cooked."
"..."
When people think not giving a damn over a fictional character(s) makes you a "monster" :kek:
LoopyPanda
Black Jacket
Not something I heard, but seen.
One of my labmates didn't know how to use a caliper to measure the diameter of a skull with it.
Sweetheart, you literally just take a ruler and line up the 0" end of it to one of the ends of the legs and measure to the either side. Come now. He showed us how to use one literally 3 minutes prior.
One of my labmates didn't know how to use a caliper to measure the diameter of a skull with it.
Sweetheart, you literally just take a ruler and line up the 0" end of it to one of the ends of the legs and measure to the either side. Come now. He showed us how to use one literally 3 minutes prior.
So We were finally moving out of this house and their was little to nothing left in the kitchen except a single package of uncooked broccoli and rice. My brother was going to make it for himself since it was enough for 1 serving then all of a sudden my sister walks in on my brother then says: "Don't cook that mom said she was going to save that for burrito's."
(The one we had didn't even have the cheese flavoring it was just white rice and broccoli)
I don't know of a single mother, hell, or even a die-hard mexican who make burrito's with packaged rice and broccoli alone. Clearly she was attempting to save it for herself.
This was the most retarded lie she has ever told me in this life and to this day I hold her to it still. I ain't ever letting her forget.
I don't know of a single mother, hell, or even a die-hard mexican who make burrito's with packaged rice and broccoli alone. Clearly she was attempting to save it for herself.
This was the most retarded lie she has ever told me in this life and to this day I hold her to it still. I ain't ever letting her forget.
