Corrupt-A-Wish!

[ShineCero]

Granted, but you must fight it using a wooden stick.

I wish I can run super fast

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you have to bring-a-me with you

I wish I had Mjolnir armour...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's as thin as paper.

I wish I lost 30 pounds.

 

[Grey Star]

Okay, but you lose the ability to eat and starve.

I wish I could make better RPs.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must take your time!

I wish I can stop laughing so hard.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but now you will begin to suffocate if you laugh at all

I wish the post wait was shorter than 60sec.

 

[Grey Star]

Okay but there's endless spammers and the forum burns.

I wish I was a moderator.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must give up your soul to the Admins. lol

I wish my homework would just stop piling up.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its now super hard and take on average 364 days to complete it, you have 1 week.

I wish my dad understood what 'the modern age' is...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you'll have to do all the chores.

I wish dinner was ready!