Corrupt-A-Wish!

[GM]

Granted, but now goggle will never load for you whenever you use it

I wish money did grow on trees

 

[Nick]

granted, but its only in future money that wont have worth until after your dead

I wish I had better internet.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's Wal-Mart's brand.

I wish I had more candy.

 

[GM]

Granted but it is all poisoned.

I wish it was snowing outside

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its black snow. (Hope ya like fire!)

I wish I could come up with more wishes...

 

[GM]

Granted, but none of them will come true

I wish laundry could fold itself

 

[Nick]

Granted, but only if you sacrifice yourself to it

I wish my friends were even less weaker that they already are

 

[GM]

Granted, but then you would have no friends and be alone in the world forever

I wish food will just appear when your hungry

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's tasteless!

I wish water makes me lose weight.

 

[GM]

Granted, but then you gain weight 10x faster

I wish I had perfect teeth

 

[Nick]

Granted but now you have no liver

I wish the world wasn't as cruel as it is...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but everyones boring.
I wish I wasn't sleepy

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you ARE sleeping

I wish I could steal other people wishes...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but it's only the ones you want the least

I wish I didn't have to get out of my bed.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but your legs will feel gritty all day.

I wish my stomach was FULL.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its full with bile

I wish I didnt need sleep...

 

[GM]

Granted, but you will eventually go crazy from lack of sleep

I wish I had my own starbacks

 

[Nick]

Granted, but only in space [did you mean starbucks?]

I wish i could insta-read things

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's horribly misspelled.

I wish my stomach was not so angry.

 

[LoopyPanda]

granted but now your head is angry

I wish I didn't bomb that one exam