Corrupt-A-Wish!

[~ Z ~]

Granted, but Grump's gotta live in your house.

I wish my Prof. wasn't such a bitch.

 

[Nick]

Given, but now its because hes not a female dog.

I wish that the school wasn't letting frishies rip apart good computers, also, they are really lazy and are terrible at breaking things.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but the computers won't be replaced.

I wish I could sleep more.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but your sleep will be volatile and disintegrate your house while you sleep.

I wish I was a good enough artist to make this thread into a comic...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must juggle for clowns.

I wish I my knees healed up.

 

[Grey Star]

Granted, but you now have a robot eye.

I wish I had an army of robots.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but they are wood, and non-functional

I wish I owned the ability to see things holographically before i do them.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must work with people who have no idea how to work with technology.

I wish I can finish my homework.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but you have to do it in the rain

I wish I had no homework for a month

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it will all have to be due the next day.

I wish I knew what to wish for.