Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Nick]

You make a wish and the next person that posts has to corrupt it and make a new wish.It continues to go like that.

Example:
Person A:I wish I had 1 trillion dollars.
Person B:Granted, but you sacrifice 1 million angels in order to do that.I wish I had 1 trillion angels.
Person C:Granted, but you lose all your money and have to restart all over again. I wish…

And it goes like that…

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So to start...

I wish I had a forum...

 

[Grey Star]

Okay, but it's filled with COD fanboys.

I wish I had a new friend.

 

[Nick]

Granted, But his name is 'Tommy Gump' and he only plays cod on X-box

I wish I had a group of real friends.

I was hoping for that to be twisted into AnimeForum

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but they're all 3 years old

 

[Nick]

Luppy, You have to make a wish after you corrupt the last one

I wish this forum was more active...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Oops. XD

Granted, but it's flooded with bots instead

I wish for a bowl of chicken-rice

 

[Grey Star]

Granted, but it also has godzilla in it. Alive.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Z-Fighter]

Granted, but then robbers come and steal all the money you own, leaving you broke, or worse.

I wish that computers never crash.

 

[Grey Star]

Granted, because they all explode.

I wish I had an original signature.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its only because of RP Characters.

I wish television was actually interesting.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted, but you must run on a treadmill to turn it on.

I wish I can draw better.

 

[Grey Star]

Okay, but you lose your hand as a result.

I wish I had more time to do things.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its in the middle of about 100 CoD fanboys playing Halo... Ill leave you to understand that.

I wish that the world wasn't so terrible.

 

[Grey Star]

The world is blown up.

I wish I had a monkey's paw style wish.

 

[Nick]

Granted, your on the last one.

I wish I was magic!

 

[Freak]

Granted. You've been turned into mana for mages to use.

I wish I had a planet named after me.

 

[Grey Star]

Granted, but Frieza day for it is tomorrow.

I wish I was Frieza.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but you're cut in half by Goku.

I wish I didn’t have exams.

 

[Z-Fighter]

Granted, but you'll never get the certificates needed to pass school and thus unable to find a job with payment to sustain yourself and your home...

I wish I could fly like in Dragon Ball Z.

 

[Nick]

Granted, But only if you start from space, and you cant land safely.

I wish DBZ was shorter so I could actually watch the whole thing.