Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Grey Star]

Okay, but it's now with crappy animation quality.

I wish I had Raditz's hair.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted! But you must be just as weak as Raditz.

I wish I can fly.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its activated by jumping and is only effective for a few miliseconds

I wish gaming was faster.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but at the cost of your memories of them.

I wish for a shiny Pokemon.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but it's Shaymin with the worst nature.

I wish for straight As

 

[~ Z ~]

You MONSTER.

Granted but you must give up sleep for the week.

I wish I can cook.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Too late!

Granted, but you can only make gelatin.

I wish I wasn't tired

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted by you must continue to do homework!

I wish I can teleport.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but your arms and legs will be rearranged every time.

I wish modern music wast just a rename for 'CRAP'

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must listen to it everyday.

I wish my leg wasn't numb.