Corrupt-A-Wish!

ShineCero · Oct 31, 2015

Granted, but you must fight it using a wooden stick.

I wish I can run super fast

Nick · Oct 31, 2015

Granted, but you have to bring-a-me with you

I wish I had Mjolnir armour...

~ Z ~ · Oct 31, 2015

Granted but it's as thin as paper.

I wish I lost 30 pounds.

Grey Star · Oct 31, 2015

Okay, but you lose the ability to eat and starve.

I wish I could make better RPs.

~ Z ~ · Oct 31, 2015

Granted but you must take your time!

I wish I can stop laughing so hard.

Nick · Nov 1, 2015

Granted, but now you will begin to suffocate if you laugh at all

I wish the post wait was shorter than 60sec.

Grey Star · Nov 1, 2015

Okay but there's endless spammers and the forum burns.

I wish I was a moderator.

~ Z ~ · Nov 1, 2015

Granted but you must give up your soul to the Admins. lol

I wish my homework would just stop piling up.

Nick · Nov 1, 2015

Granted, but its now super hard and take on average 364 days to complete it, you have 1 week.

I wish my dad understood what 'the modern age' is...

~ Z ~ · Nov 1, 2015

Granted but you'll have to do all the chores.

I wish dinner was ready!

Nick · Nov 1, 2015

Ha! I already do all the chores!

Granted, but it is only 3 tiny oats

I wish people didn't shame me for my refusal to listen to crappy music.

LoopyPanda · Nov 1, 2015

Granted, but you listen to white noise for all eternity.

Wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

Grey Star · Nov 2, 2015

Okay, but your leg gets broken and your home stuck.

I wish I could stay awake.

Nick · Nov 2, 2015

Grey, talk to gump for that.

Granted, but only when Im there.

I wish pizza

~ Z ~ · Nov 2, 2015

Granted, but it's got anchovies.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Grey Star · Nov 2, 2015

You get sent back to the Ice Age.

I wish I was in the future.

~ Z ~ · Nov 2, 2015

Granted but it's not different from today.

I wish I was super flexible.

Nick · Nov 3, 2015

Granted, but in the means of your feet and nothing more.

I wish I was better wit forums...

~ Z ~ · Nov 3, 2015

Granted but you must have no life. xDD

I wish I can leave school already.

Nick · Nov 3, 2015

I am surprised, I didn't know I had a life!

Granted, but only so you can goto hell and visit ascended.

I wish gump was less active...