Corrupt-A-Wish!

[~ Z ~]

Granted, but you must run on a treadmill to turn it on.

I wish I can draw better.

 

[Grey Star]

Okay, but you lose your hand as a result.

I wish I had more time to do things.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its in the middle of about 100 CoD fanboys playing Halo... Ill leave you to understand that.

I wish that the world wasn't so terrible.

 

[Grey Star]

The world is blown up.

I wish I had a monkey's paw style wish.

 

[Nick]

Granted, your on the last one.

I wish I was magic!

 

[Freak]

Granted. You've been turned into mana for mages to use.

I wish I had a planet named after me.

 

[Grey Star]

Granted, but Frieza day for it is tomorrow.

I wish I was Frieza.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but you're cut in half by Goku.

I wish I didn’t have exams.

 

[Z-Fighter]

Granted, but you'll never get the certificates needed to pass school and thus unable to find a job with payment to sustain yourself and your home...

I wish I could fly like in Dragon Ball Z.

 

[Nick]

Granted, But only if you start from space, and you cant land safely.

I wish DBZ was shorter so I could actually watch the whole thing.