Corrupt-A-Wish!

[~ Z ~]

Granted, but Grump's gotta live in your house.

I wish my Prof. wasn't such a bitch.

 

[Nick]

Given, but now its because hes not a female dog.

I wish that the school wasn't letting frishies rip apart good computers, also, they are really lazy and are terrible at breaking things.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but the computers won't be replaced.

I wish I could sleep more.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but your sleep will be volatile and disintegrate your house while you sleep.

I wish I was a good enough artist to make this thread into a comic...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must juggle for clowns.

I wish I my knees healed up.

 

[Grey Star]

Granted, but you now have a robot eye.

I wish I had an army of robots.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but they are wood, and non-functional

I wish I owned the ability to see things holographically before i do them.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must work with people who have no idea how to work with technology.

I wish I can finish my homework.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but you have to do it in the rain

I wish I had no homework for a month

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it will all have to be due the next day.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but it is to see all of us at your school during a tornado.

I wish I could just not have school...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you're still assigned homework.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

[Nick]

Granted, but now you cant move.

I wish ~Z~ could move to keep posting...

 

[Grey Star]

Okay but she loses her hands and has to type with her face.

I wish school was over already.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but homework is forever!

I wish these cramps would DIE.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but now you have monkey bubbles.

I wish the sun wouldn't glare on my screen so much

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but the moon would glare in replacement.

I wish people had more feelings.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but only one person gets to have them at a time...

I wish I had more time to watch anime...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but your social life must diminish.

I wish my head stop hurting.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you take all the negated pain right before you die.

I wish Google was less derpy...