Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Nick]

Granted, but it is to see all of us at your school during a tornado.

I wish I could just not have school...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you're still assigned homework.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

[Nick]

Granted, but now you cant move.

I wish ~Z~ could move to keep posting...

 

[Grey Star]

Okay but she loses her hands and has to type with her face.

I wish school was over already.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but homework is forever!

I wish these cramps would DIE.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but now you have monkey bubbles.

I wish the sun wouldn't glare on my screen so much

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but the moon would glare in replacement.

I wish people had more feelings.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but only one person gets to have them at a time...

I wish I had more time to watch anime...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but your social life must diminish.

I wish my head stop hurting.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you take all the negated pain right before you die.

I wish Google was less derpy...