Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Nick]

Granted but now you have no liver

I wish the world wasn't as cruel as it is...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but everyones boring.
I wish I wasn't sleepy

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you ARE sleeping

I wish I could steal other people wishes...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but it's only the ones you want the least

I wish I didn't have to get out of my bed.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but your legs will feel gritty all day.

I wish my stomach was FULL.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its full with bile

I wish I didnt need sleep...

 

[GM]

Granted, but you will eventually go crazy from lack of sleep

I wish I had my own starbacks

 

[Nick]

Granted, but only in space [did you mean starbucks?]

I wish i could insta-read things

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's horribly misspelled.

I wish my stomach was not so angry.

 

[LoopyPanda]

granted but now your head is angry

I wish I didn't bomb that one exam