Corrupt-A-Wish!

[GM]

Granted, but now goggle will never load for you whenever you use it

I wish money did grow on trees

 

[Nick]

granted, but its only in future money that wont have worth until after your dead

I wish I had better internet.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's Wal-Mart's brand.

I wish I had more candy.

 

[GM]

Granted but it is all poisoned.

I wish it was snowing outside

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its black snow. (Hope ya like fire!)

I wish I could come up with more wishes...

 

[GM]

Granted, but none of them will come true

I wish laundry could fold itself

 

[Nick]

Granted, but only if you sacrifice yourself to it

I wish my friends were even less weaker that they already are

 

[GM]

Granted, but then you would have no friends and be alone in the world forever

I wish food will just appear when your hungry

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's tasteless!

I wish water makes me lose weight.

 

[GM]

Granted, but then you gain weight 10x faster

I wish I had perfect teeth