Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted, but now your too awake to sleep at night, and headaches soon follow

I wish that pre-calc was a LOT clearer
 
Granted and the world exploded.

I wish to have a fusion between Nick, Freak, and Grey to create the ultimate nerd.
 
Granted, but it becomes super emo and disappears after building a space ship that flies off into the galaxy using Ion thrusters and lazer beams

I wish that my comp could handle Space Engineers better
 
Granted, but it'll freeze immediately 

I wish people stop arguing over some shit
 
Granted, but now they only care about ARGs...

I wish that my school would not force Grammarly onto our chrome extensions
 
Granted but now your school forces you to perform high end Military training.

I wish I had Pokemon Sun and Moon already!
 
Actually, that would be quite preferrable over calculus

Granted, but you quickly realise that the entire game was really just a pikachu dress-up game

I wish for more time in the day, like oh I dunno, 32 hours maybe?
 
Granted, but you still dont understand the important things from her

I wish sleep was not a necessity
 
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