Corrupt-A-Wish!

[~ Z ~]

Granted but friendship isn't everything, my child.

I wish I can eat one of Gordon Ramsay's food one day.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but then you want to eat some of Yukihira's food instead

I wish I had an IRL Skill tree that I could spend Skill points and EXP on...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but the skills are none that are beneficial to you.

I wish I was in true peace with myself.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but now your mortal coil is thrown out the window.

I wish to be hydrated

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must drink nothing but water, like me.

I wish I was as uguu as Loopy.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you have a permanent sense of impending doom.

I wish I didn't have a headache

 

[Nick]

Granted, but only because you now realize it is a sixth-sense that is constantly recognizing your impending doom.

I wish I knew how to make decisions without overthinking... then carry them out, without overthinking it...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but now you don't think.

I wish I graduate already.

 

[Nick]

Uhm... I... can't grast that because Im no longer allowed to think enouph to grant that...

I wish I could think again...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted and now you're a genius because I command it to be so!

I wish Nick loved me as his E-Mother.