Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted but in exchange, you live with excruciating pain

I wish I could just KNOW everything
 
Granted but you know nothing but pointless memes.

I wish that my house phone would stop ringing!
 
Granted but now you can't receive any calls altogether


I wish the Turkey would just make itself
 
Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish my head wasn't stuck a quarter of a foot ahead of my body...
Example:


Head:         (o.0)                
neck:          / /
              [##]
Body:     [##]
              [##]
 
Granted but now your shoulders are in the same position as your head.

I wish people knew how to do their jobs properly.
 
Granted, but they are too lazy to follow through.

I wish I know what I need to do with my life...
 
Granted, but only because you ARE lower than how low you feel...

I wish that I had a better computer, so Overwatch would go back up to 60 frames...
 
Im alright with that, I have a higher skill rating anyways :P

Granted, but now your back aches three times worse

I wish I had more friends
 
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