Corrupt-A-Wish!

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but in exchange, you live with excruciating pain

I wish I could just KNOW everything

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you know nothing but pointless memes.

I wish that my house phone would stop ringing!

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you can't receive any calls altogether


I wish the Turkey would just make itself

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish my head wasn't stuck a quarter of a foot ahead of my body...
Example:


Head:         (o.0)                
neck:          / /
              [##]
Body:     [##]
              [##]

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but now your shoulders are in the same position as your head.

I wish people knew how to do their jobs properly.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but they are too lazy to follow through.

I wish I know what I need to do with my life...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted and you make the world a better place.

I wish that I stop feeling so low.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but only because you ARE lower than how low you feel...

I wish that I had a better computer, so Overwatch would go back up to 60 frames...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted, but then you'll have to FACE ME! 

I wish my headaches would ease up.

 

[Nick]

Im alright with that, I have a higher skill rating anyways

Granted, but now your back aches three times worse

I wish I had more friends