Zombie Survival Strats!

[~ Z ~]

*Mixed Doritos with salad and added Italian dressing.* This is how we revive Nick from the dead. Now we must find out how we can drive the zombies away.

 

[Nick]

Too bad zombies love that shit man

 

[~ Z ~]

I thought zombies were allergic to cheese.

 

[Nick]

Nah, just allergic to vegetarians

 

[~ Z ~]

I GET IT!

 

[Nick]

*Clap clap clap* great job.

 

[~ Z ~]

What if we make zombies Vegetarians.

 

[Nick]

Nah, they hate having to go mining for their iron, and it tastes better fresh.

 

[ShineCero]

What if Zombie gained intelligence and able to wield weapons?

 

[~ Z ~]

Nick has all the answers! He's the zombie Guru.

 

[Nick]

If they had weapons they would probably not use them, easier to chase with a lighter load after all, the few eccentric ones however, would probably take it to an extreme and starve. besides, the Intelligent zombies usually are just human cannibals with bad skin, not zombies.

And Im only Zombie guru on weekends Z

 

[~ Z ~]

Well, you're a zombie expert on weekdays.

 

[Nick]

fair enough...

 

[Alzoru]

Travel to a secluded, hard to reach place like an island and start farming for food. Learn to use garden tools as weapons, get plenty of blunt tools, maybe build thick stone walls If I can... I'm way too used to Minecraft XD

 

[LoopyPanda]

we're all Minecrafts now...

 

[Nick]

'SoldierCraft76' isnt pixelated enouph.
Zombies disapprove

 

[Alzoru]

How's my strats though? :3

 

[Nick]

It would work, until they get the fish... or learn to walk on the bottom like in the WWZ book... If you wanna make a MC server and let me help you build said island fortress... such things may change... just sayin...

 

[Alzoru]

I can't make servers without Hamachi ;-;

 

[Nick]

Well I can work with that... but can the zombies???