FTL: Faster Then Light: Pirate Moon

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"Ya ready?" Star asked.
 
"Of course"
 
The next Beacon was a pirate lying in wait.

"SURRENDER NOW MAGGOTS AND YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED!" The pirate's said. Star laughed.

"Jet, I got an idea. Let them onto the ship and lead them into the cargo bay." He said.
 
Jet opened comms "response, we don't want a fight, you may board and we will lead you to cargo, docking procedure prepared, proceed at your will"
 
A shuttle full of boarding parties came in, immediately moving toward the cargo bay. One person stayed watching Star and Jet in the piloting.

"No funny tricks, alright?" The pirate said. Star just nodded.
 
"Cannot Compute, string No Funny Tricks does not register"
pause....
"Error Error Error Error Error"
 
Star sighed. "You broke my blood robot." He walked over and broke the pirate's jaw before shooting his abdomen with a laser, frying most of his internal organs, before stomping on the head.

"Alright Jet, let's go get the bodies to the air lock."
 
Jet lifted a corpse and followed Star
"Error Error Error"
 
"So what exactly happened to these guys then?"
 
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