FTL: Faster Then Light: Pirate Moon

[Grey Star]

"Access. Denied." Said a female voice from the ceiling.

 

[Nick]

Jet flipped the switch repeatedly

 

[Grey Star]

"You know the captain wouldn't like you breaking his switches." She replied.

 

[Nick]

"I warned him" Jet flipped the switch until it broke

 

[Grey Star]

The switch started repairing itself.

"You know I hate having to pick up after you boys." She stated.

 

[Nick]

"I kinda enjoying myself honestly" Jet waited for the switch to repair itself, then proceed to flip it a few billion times

 

[Grey Star]

"If you really want in so bad why don't you ask." She said.

 

[Nick]

" 'cus "

 

[Grey Star]

"That is, terrible logic." She said.

 

[Nick]

"Im an AI, not a VI, I can make my choices as stupid as I would want"
Jet flips the switch some more