Corrupt-A-Wish!

[ShineCero]

Granted, but it only last a day 

I wish I can eat more..

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you get fat.

I wish I could stay up all night without getting in trouble

 

[fullblue]

granted but you end up comatose after 3 days

I wish I can teleport

 

[Nick]

Well shit... Imma... Imma not stay up then...

Granted, but you are a different person every time you do.

I wish I knew what I was doing anymore...

 

[fullblue]

granted but you are now amnesiac.

I wish I can turn back time

 

[ShineCero]

granted but you age every time you do so

I wish I can finished this chapter I'm writing

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you dont feel like it came out well and will never be satisfied with your writings.

I wish my family wasn't so foolish.

 

[ShineCero]

Granted, but they become cocky instead

I wish people stop being butthurt

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now nobody exists!

I wish to write at the speed of 60 miles per hour.

 

[Raditzthehairball]

Granted, but your paper will be burnt due to friction.

I wish I have a gaming laptop