Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Nick]

Granted, but now you cannot feel anything... period.

I wish Hunting was more eventful...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but you will be attacked by a grizzly bear as a result.

I wish for a bag of glitter

 

[ShineCero]

Granted, but it sticks all over your hand

I wish I improve the site even further.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but then MyBB updates and breaks everything

I wish I had more mental capacity.

 

[ShineCero]

Granted, but you also forget things faster.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you can no longer be exposed to other people sleeping or you will immediately fall asleep for 12hours.

I wish for a grand new year.

 

[ShineCero]

Granted, but it's your last one.

I wish to be done with college already.

 

[Z-Fighter]

Granted, but as you have no certificate, you won't be able to pursue your dream job.


I wish I could influence companies into turning back bad decisions.

 

[ShineCero]

Granted, but now they make the same decisions with no changes whatsoever to be on the safe side.

I wish I can not be so tired all the time.

 

[Nick]

Wish granted, you will not feel tired but wou may only ever sleep for the rest of time.

I wish that I had friends who had the same work hours as me.