Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted, but it was reported for being illicit

I wish these next 3 days weren't going to kill me with the amount of food imma have
 
Granted, you will barely survive, but wishing for death, all 3 days


I wish you actually fullfill a wish about posting a nice picture, because posting no picture is not a corrupting a wish. You can corrupt it by posting that picture instead
 
Granted, but it's a drawing instead of a picture.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
 
Granted, but now it is over. (I blame you for that part)

I wish that school didn't start in like three days...
 
Granted but now summer vacation is reduced to a week

I wish I have more money
 
Granted, But they taste like cardboard and have the texture of rubber.

I wish that my parents had brains instead of 'an giant asshole gland'
 
Granted, but their intelligence makes them smartassholes

I wish I had a good PC again
 
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