Corrupt-A-Wish!

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you have the same motivation as a slacker

I wish I was a real Panda!

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you'll get kept in a zoo.

I wish I can swim.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but you get eaten by sharks anyway

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but instead you have to goto work at the local sweatshop

I wish I had a sane family...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you aren't 

I wish I could understand what this homework means...

 

[Nick]

You think I ever was? There is a difference between most sane and sane...

Granted but you still dont know how to do it

I wish I knew if 1am>6AM is enough sleep or not...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you should be getting enough sleep! Time to sleep early! 

I wish my nose wasn't so runny.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you can only use your used tissues for paper towels

I wish I didn't stay up late

 

[Nick]

Granted, but it is only too late if I am already in bed

I wish for better 2hr videos

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but it's all Nyan Cat

I wish my hair would dry faster