Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Eruner]

Granted, but the last one ends at 10 PM

I wish people stop using internet explorer

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now Chrome replaces its status as worst browser

I wish I didn't have cramps.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but now you bleed MORE!

I wish It was November 18th already.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you get the flu

I wish I didn't have school

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but now you're dumb.

I wish My internet wasn't so dumb.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now it won't work bc of sentience

I wish I could type fast

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but never faster than Z

I wish I was a legend.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but its for all the wrong reasons

I wish I was cool

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but to the wrong people.

I wish My hair was shorter.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but birds will nest in it

I wish these ants would go away