Corrupt-A-Wish!

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's only the same episode.

I wish for this itchy eye to disappear.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but you just lost an eye

I wish I could just pop in my contacts.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but they are itchy all day.

I wish I can pass my test

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you fail the others

I wish my textbook comes here tomorrow

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but the pages are missing.

I wish I wasn't so thirsty.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you'll pee forever

I wish I could be naturally good at math

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you live with it now.

I wish my internet was better.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now your computer doesn't work.

I wish my room was clean

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but your stuff was gone.

I wish I had another Popsicle.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but it melted.

I wish I could have class later in the day.