Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted, smell from your farts is even stronger than any chicken sauce.


I wish for less bugs in the code
 
Granted, "99 bugs in the code, take one down and patch it around, 999 bugs in the code"

I wish I was better at this....
 
Granted, but it is empty and upon furthur inspection, it tastes like normal peanut butter was lathered within it.

I wish I had friends that weren't cynics...
 
I... If I could grant that one you have no idea how badly I would like to...

I wish I had the ability to adopt Z, another gamer in the house would be the greatest...
 
Granted but you must keep me well fed and never disturb my naps. Ever...

I wish I had some more food.
 
YAAAAAAAAAAS! CABBAGE! YEEEEEEEEEES! Thank you Eruner, you are now my next adopted child-- wait.

Granted but you will take care of one of my children. You can pick who.

I wish my children had fathers. ;~;
 
I... I i'm not gonna respond to that...

I wish I hadn't come next in this lineup...

Also, feeding you would be easy and naps are not bothered in my household, only joined, by more naps.
 
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