Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Eruner]

Granted, smell from your farts is even stronger than any chicken sauce.


I wish for less bugs in the code

 

[Nick]

Granted, "99 bugs in the code, take one down and patch it around, 999 bugs in the code"

I wish I was better at this....

 

[Eruner]

Granted,... but only after reading 3 tutorials on "how to troll"


I wish to have a Nutella jar

 

[Nick]

Granted, but it is empty and upon furthur inspection, it tastes like normal peanut butter was lathered within it.

I wish I had friends that weren't cynics...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but now you have Z!

I wish Nick adopted Z. lol

 

[Nick]

I... If I could grant that one you have no idea how badly I would like to...

I wish I had the ability to adopt Z, another gamer in the house would be the greatest...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you must keep me well fed and never disturb my naps. Ever...

I wish I had some more food.

 

[Eruner]

Granted, gives Z more cabbage!


I wish you don't drag me into adoption game

 

[~ Z ~]

YAAAAAAAAAAS! CABBAGE! YEEEEEEEEEES! Thank you Eruner, you are now my next adopted child-- wait.

Granted but you will take care of one of my children. You can pick who.

I wish my children had fathers. ;~;

 

[Nick]

I... I i'm not gonna respond to that...

I wish I hadn't come next in this lineup...

Also, feeding you would be easy and naps are not bothered in my household, only joined, by more naps.