Corrupt-A-Wish!

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you feel pain forever.

I wish Nick's comic wasn't so adorable. xDD

 

[Nick]

Not granted Is, 2good4u

I wish for less freeloading...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted and now you're a slave to the system.

I wish Nick was freeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[Nick]

I am FREEEEE!!! For purchase at the nearest 'Nick's House' location near you!

Damnit.... I wish that I was allowed to wish that I could wish for a wish that would let me wish away my new captor, a 30 year old World of Warcraft player that has 90 lvl 90 characters and needed a new butler to buy him Cheetos and Mountain Dew from the grocery store while his family goes to his mom's funeral and the upstairs of the building is being torn down by the bank...

 

[Eruner]

Damnit.... I wish that I was allowed to wish that I could wish for a wish that would let me wish ...

Granted, you are allowed to wish, anybody somebody can corrupt the result

Spoiler: I wish all the wishes

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it can only be one wish.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but now you aren't allowed to wish just that.

I wish Gump would stop being incredibly creepy and disturbing bringing up incredibly... odd... things...

 

[Eruner]

Granted, but some other crazy person replaces him


I wish that you post a picture with a meme

 

[Nick]

I wish for my hearing aids to stop *SCREETCH* (Only for sake of the tread, I may be deaf but I don't need those things!)

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but now you hear the screams of the dying.

I wish my room didn't smell weird because I dropped some Orange Chicken sauce. ._.