Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Nick]

Granted, but it gets ruined by locusts.

I wish I could have less dishes to do.

 

[~ Z ~]

RUINED BY LOCUSTS. OMFG. xDDD

Granted but now you must make dinner!

I wish my videos got more views.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now your fans are rabid 12 year olds and ruin your reputation

I wish I could draw more pieces

 

[Nick]

Granted, but they get stolen by the interwebs.

I wish I had more effective friends when it came to being friends...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but they come to give you wedgies.

I wish I found a damn Helioptile.

 

[Eruner]

Granted, you found it somewhere in Digimon


I wish you to post some funny meme picture

 

[~ Z ~]

I wish Eruner gave me some memes.

 

[Nick]

Apparently not granted... Because Erunner iz lazy

I wish Erunner hadn't been so lazy

 

[Eruner]

I'm not lazy, I'm just effectively watching anime in relaxed position

Spoiler: lazy

I wish you will post some cute anime picture or funny meme

 

[~ Z ~]

Cute anime picture for everyone but she's under aged.

I wish Eruner said something in his native tongue!