Corrupt-A-Wish!

[~ Z ~]

Granted but Caboose will murder Church.

I wish I was wiser.

 

[Nick]

So what that team killing f***tard would be doing what he always does.

Granted, but you are forced by your own foolish actions to live in the Gobi desert.

I wish i knew the legality of proxy servers better...

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but your computer gets hacked!

I wish today can end already.

 

[Nick]

I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already. I wish today could end already.
(long & deep menacing voice) *NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo*


I wish i could imitate those deep and evil voices that fade away slowly in the movies, but in text!

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you do it in the lamest moments.

I wish Nick can make wishes come true.

 

[Nick]

Well then the moments wouldnt be lame because it gave everyone something funny to think about right?

I cant corrupt that one, it is too close to my heart and I would prefer to not amputate.

I wish we could come up with some wishes that were corruptible without hitting home...

 

[Eruner]

Granted, but you need to be creative, very creative


I wish you a girlfriend

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted and she's beautiful. ...deadly.

I wish for Eruner to lose his Troll ways for 24 hours.

 

[Eruner]

Granted, he will be just more creative and funny than usual

I wish you a banana

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but I am a poisonous Banana.

I wish the Dodo was back to life.