Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted, but you get fat.

I wish I could stay up all night without getting in trouble
 
Well shit... Imma... Imma not stay up then...

Granted, but you are a different person every time you do.

I wish I knew what I was doing anymore...
 
granted but you age every time you do so

I wish I can finished this chapter I'm writing
 
Granted, but you dont feel like it came out well and will never be satisfied with your writings.

I wish my family wasn't so foolish.
 
Granted, but is is from 13 years ago and can harly run the games of that time.

I wish that this wasnt such a stressful time of year for single guys like myself
 
Granted, but only because you now dont even need to be 'pushed over'

I wish I knew how exactly I ended up being stage crew for the school play...
 
Granted, but now you become the guy who just mess with the lights

I wish people can stop acting like they're better than others.
 
Granted, but 'one-uppers' still exist, only when they are really serious about it though.

I wish I had known that my hero idea for art class had already been done, in an anime no less...
 
Granted, but you can now only type the same sentence once lol


Alright, this should be really easy to corrupt so I hope for a good answer. I wish I was being served beer by an attractive naked woman lmao
 
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