Corrupt-A-Wish!

[gokugirl2006]

Granted. But you have to give them some soap.
I wish for summer to get here.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you must be so n Ohio and it will only last a day.

I wish I knew less perverse people

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you know more idiots now.

I wish the semester ended already.

 

[Nick]

Soooooo... I know the same people...

Granted, but you got all Fs

I wish i was playing Jac & Daxter right now...

 

[JamesYTP]

This is fun!

Granted, but your PS2 finally decides to break down midway through.

I wish I had socks on right now.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but they are itchy.

I wish I was super smart.

 

[JamesYTP]

Granted.....but since smart is a relative term you attain this by the entire planet becoming retarded

 

[Nick]

I wish people would remember to post their wish after their corruption.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted with no consequences.

I wish March rolled around.

 

[Nick]

Yea, but specifically on the 9th so i can be 16 already damnit!

I wish for more RvB (Red vs Blue)