Zombie Survival Strats!

[Nick]

Whelp, Erunner will survive, because he will be the only one to consider calling the military as that was the only possible use for his cell phone...

 

[Eruner]

That cell phone is indestructible like Nokia 3310

 

[~ Z ~]

I guess you can say... Eruner has this in the palm of his hand.

 

[LoopyPanda]

I remember when the military used to be a good solution. 

Then TWD aired

 

[~ Z ~]

omfg, savage. xDD

 

[LoopyPanda]

If you live in the outskirts of a smallish town you'll be fine at your own place for the first couple weeks anyway. 

Big cities is where you would die doing that XD

But most public places are bad ideas anyway since there's more people freaking out

 

[Eruner]

Zombies are not a real danger, but demons and lifesuckers are.

 

[Nick]

The real danger, is your mind... and of course those traps that you didn't make correctly... best you dont walk back that direction right?

 

[LoopyPanda]

Zombies are not a real danger, but demons and lifesuckers are.

You mean the Dementors?

 

[Eruner]

Nope, I've never fought them, so they must be just imaginary from some Potter's world or something