Zombie Survival Strats!

[~ Z ~]

*Mixed Doritos with salad and added Italian dressing.* This is how we revive Nick from the dead. Now we must find out how we can drive the zombies away.

 

[Nick]

Too bad zombies love that shit man

 

[~ Z ~]

I thought zombies were allergic to cheese.

 

[Nick]

Nah, just allergic to vegetarians

 

[~ Z ~]

I GET IT!

 

[Nick]

*Clap clap clap* great job.

 

[~ Z ~]

What if we make zombies Vegetarians.

 

[Nick]

Nah, they hate having to go mining for their iron, and it tastes better fresh.

 

[ShineCero]

What if Zombie gained intelligence and able to wield weapons?

 

[~ Z ~]

Nick has all the answers! He's the zombie Guru.