The Dark Hospital

It looks like you slipped on an ice cube... 

Oh well! Time to fix those old-man kneecaps! *throws you on a gourney and kicks it down the hall*
 
W-what the!? This isn't right! 

*looks around the hallway, desperately trying to move..*
 
We're gonna fix dem ol' bones, ye wee radish! 

*my shadow holds up a large twisted instrument* Time for your operation!!!!
 
*looks around, sees a stick, grabbing it to use it as an weapon*

Stay back! You don't want to get hurt! *the stick is actually a lolipop*
 
*Nurse Z comes in, covered in blood.*

Whelp, that was a botched surgery. Hope they don't sue. Hey Loopy, how do we do brain surgery again?
 
Brain surgery is easy, you have to boil them first in the hot tub before you take the saw and pop off the top of their skull... it's like the way you open a boiled egg!

*picks up giant syringe* but you left some brain juice, it seems...
 
*I fell on the floor, in pain*

Please! There's another way we can resolved this!
 
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