Don't Get Me Started!

[~ Z ~]

Always shocking you, especially when you have socks and a nice rug or carpet. R.I.P carpet users. I HATE SPARKS.

But what about sticky notes?

 

[LoopyPanda]

I can't ever keep track of where they go! And they come in all these fun colors! I hate fun! Especially these condescending sticky notes

But what about apples

 

[~ Z ~]

They were the reason I didn't want to get my teeth yanked! So Red and so juicy... JUICE OF DEATH. They must drive bulls insane.

But what about hair?

 

[LoopyPanda]

Omfg DON'T GET ME STARTED. I'm so jealous of the ones who have naturally straight/manageable hair! Just one hour in the rain and my hair poofs and waves out all ugly like a bird's nest when I sleep in wet hair! Even worse when you find white hairs and you aren't even 20!

But what about Pringles?

 

[~ Z ~]

Don't even get me started! No AIR. NO AIR. Can you believe this? How dare they sell a product with most of it actually FOOD? Are they nuts?

But what about Unicorns?

 

[ShineCero]

Don't get me started! Those are just horses with silly horns. Peagusus is the superior horse-like mythical creatures!

What about Cheerios?