Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Nick]

Granted, but you have to link me to them first.

I wish for less... probably carpel tunnel I'm assuming, though don't really know how exactly...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you have scoliosis

I wish to pass my project grades

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you still fail the class

I wish I would stop becoming more insane by the day...

 

[Eruner]

granted, you achieved max level in insanity, so you can get more insane


I wish for bread with nutella

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but the Nutella isn't what you think it is.

I wish I was always full.

 

[Nick]

Granted, Full of yourself.

I wish for less sports people wasting their time watching sports all the time.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but now you are heavily into sports!

I wish I knew what was wrong with my PS4

 

[Nick]

Granted, but its so bad that you have to get an Xbox

I wish for the App Store to have something not sh*t and not made-4-money

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you still buy the shit.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[Eruner]

Granted, school comes to your house instead


I wish for cookies