Corrupt-A-Wish!

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but you can't sleep for an extra day

I wish I could sleep earlier.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you have to wake up early too.

I wish my hand wasn't itchy.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but now it doesn't exist and you cannot get a prosthetic

I wish my friend would get off of WoW already

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now they play FNAF all the time

I wish I was awake earlier.

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you'll be bored.

I wish I can drink soda without getting stones.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but then you stay thirsty

I wish had more time

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you waste it blissfully.

I wish my thighs didn't hurt.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now your arms hurt

I wish I could watch a good movie

 

[Nick]

Granted, but you have to watch bad ones for the rest of time

I wish my sister wouldn't drink my pop before it gets flat, actually scratch that let her take that stones problem away from Z and then she cant drink my pop at all!

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but the only soda you can drink is Club Soda

I wish I fixed my sleep schedule!