Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Nick]

Granted, but only for a few seconds

I wish I wasn't so nervous.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but in its place you're accompanied by Minions!

I wish Alvin and the Chipmunks weren't a thing

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but you have to keep them in your house.

I wish I had more floss.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted, but it's bubblegum flavor

I wish I had taffy!

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but cavities are certain!

I wish it was cold here in Florida.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but you're hit with a blizzard!

I wish it was Friday

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's actually Thursday.

I wish Christmas was here!

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but you get coal

I wish I had dinner already!

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's cold!

I wish I had more sticky notes.

 

[Nick]

Granted, but they aren't sticky

I wish my friends would play starcraft with me