Coast of Cleo

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"A wand? Doesn't seem to be a good fit for you sir..." The store clerk said. He bashing off of Blazrin's appearance. A wand? It's like having a elf carrying a buster sword. In his mind, it just does not looked right. "How about these golden sword for your pleasure? Maybe an diamond axe?"
 
"Listen buddy, it's not for me, it's for my brother." He said annoyed. Blazrin looked around and tried to lower his voice a bit. "Listen, how about we make a deal? See that pretty lady?" He pointed at Eleanor. "If you give me this wand for free I'll convince her to give you a little kiss."

Blazrin nudged the man.

"She's a spicy one but I'm sure a man like you will win her charm! Wha'daya say buddy?"
 
The store clerk rubbed his chin. "A kiss huh?" He turned to Eleanor. "I don't know. How about you actually get her to kiss me, then I'll give you the wand. Otherwise, how would I know you won't just run off after giving you the wand?" Store clerk smirked.
 
You little shit! I have to think my way out of this and quick...Eleanor thought to herself with a visible scowl on her face.

"Sure, I'll give you a kiss. But you have to close your eyes." She said with a smirk.
 
"You heard the lady!" Blazrin sweated. "Close them peepers and you'll be seeing stars from the lips of a beautiful angel!"

Blazrin backed away from Eleanor and the man. 

Elilinor is gonna kill me... Gotta run as soon as I get that wand. Blazrin thought to himself.
 
"Oh. I didn't think you were actually serious about that." The store clerk said. "But I have to turned down your offer. I'm not into chicks." He began chuckling. "So, that'll be 100 G please." He gave out a smug smirk.
 
"Is that so? Good to know I don't have to waste perfectly good fish on those crusty lips of yours then," Eleanor said with a smirk jerking her chin over to a nearby fisherman's stand. "Now..." Immediately, she reached into her bag and pulled out one of her kukri knives, turning to aim it towards Blazrin.

"...pay him up so we can ditch this popsicle stand, ya bastard!" She threatened with a menacing sneer. "Otherwise, you're gonna regret the ride back!"
 
"B-But I don't have enough money..!" Blazrin sweated. "I didn't want to ask you so I thought maybe I can bribe the guy..?"


Blazrin offered a very nervous smile and tried to explain the best he could to Eleanor.

"But hey! I said you're a pretty lady! Beautiful even! Surely you can leave me off the hook just this once right? Elilinor, I need to borrow some of your gold please! I need to get this wand for my big bro!" Blazrin tried to think of something to convince Eleanor to help him. "Ehh... if you help me out I'll...errmm... I'll buy you dinner!"
 
"Well, how about you give me a kiss, then maybe, I might reconsider, big boy?" Store Clerk blew an air kiss to Blazrin. "Otherwise, get out of this store. You're holding up the line."
 
"Buy me two dinners, and you won't have to humiliate yourself in front of me," Eleanor said to Blazrin. She struck a hard bargain. "Actually, I want three. Otherwise, pucker up."
 
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