Weirdest things you google?


The Strongest
Sep 3, 2015
What are the weirdest things you have ever google and for what reason?

I was googling dangerous chemicals that can kill humans quickly for a RPG.... hope the FBI doesn't come knocking down my door :p
I had to Google Earwax removal tips and videos because I accidentally got a cotton ball stuck in my ear. I found myself viewing more videos than I should have.
I type fanfics, so my google history is always weird. 

For one, I googled if it was possible to put chloroform in the ventilation of a building to knock someone unconscious. Which, it turns out, you can. 

Another one, I had to google how many people you have to kill to be considered a serial killer. Which, is apparently 3 people, but it also banks on severity and brutality of the murders done. 


Please, FBI. I can explain
Hm...most eyebrow raising thing I googled in the past couple years was "how to tell if a cougar is coming on to you"... sadly for me the context doesn't make it any less odd, damn that was weird XD.
I remember Googling all these things (maybe not in this order) but I find it hilarious. Most of the stuff relates to my RP.

What are chemicals that can kill people?
Of said chemicals, which kill the quickest? (I blame Shine)
Can Chemicals solidify?
Can you inject mercury into humans?
What are the effects of injecting mercury into the blood?
What does Mercury do to humans?
How does Mercury kill humans?
What is Morphine?
Can you overdose on Morphine?
Side effects of morphine.
Can too much morphine kill a human?
Cocktail of dangerous chemicals.
Zombie apocalypse
Evil zombie pic
Do zombies have rights?
Can a corpse burn faster than a human?
Zombie hordes.
How do bees communicate? 
Business suit
Bee dancing
Do bees kill the queen?
Are there king bees?
What's the difference between a bee and a wasp?
What's the difference between a wasp and a hornet?
[YouTube] Wasp/Hornet extermination videos.
"What language do demons/God speak"
"Can demons speak any human language"
"Is enochian a real language"
"Asmodeus [- d&d]"

I swear I am not a Satanist. I just need... to research things.
-Ginger Ale pretty boy

In my defense, someone made soft drinks into anime boys on tumblr, and they didn't have ginger ale, so I decided to ask google, and google disappointed me
VelvetCrowe said:
Where do Hamsters live in the wild

This is actually a good question now that I think about it. xDD

I Googled...

Gunshot Wounds [Images] immediate regret...
Verlisify is a furry. 
Morals of Furries.
What is Yiffing?

Let's just say I regret that day entirely.
"What is scat?" - this was an instant regret because I was thinking about the song I heard... and well....
"what color does the skin turn if you're bleeding out?" 


"what color does the skin turn when you're bleeding out?"

The Google history of an author is grand, no? xD
"What does death feel like?"

This was back when I was a teenager and going through some things. Apparently, it hurts.

"What happens to a diamond if it was struck by lightning"

I never found an concrete answer for this... and I don't think anyone is willingly to go out and test it :lmao:
Why is Michael Jackson a sweetie in real life but a bad boy on stage?
Why is Diana dirty?
If murder was legal on the moon, what country's law will we follow?
Red Market Shenanigans.
How do you defend against knife attacks?

BI Researching this for a scene in a story I'm writing XD
"Does blood smell?"

Not my biggest big brain moment, but I had to know since I can't smell anything anyways.
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