The General Convo: We're Cosmic Now

[~ Z ~]

I think I should switch the title...

 

[LoopyPanda]

You missed a letter, it's spelt Drools.

 

[~ Z ~]

nah, I think it's okay.

 

[LoopyPanda]

I'm going to expose u

 

[~ Z ~]

i confess to my crimes.

 

[LoopyPanda]

You're going to gay baby jail

 

[~ Z ~]

you mean where the tiny children are?

 

[LoopyPanda]

The tiny children who will no longer have any lunch money

 

[~ Z ~]

Good thing I got my lunchbox.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Gimme your lunchbox then

 

[~ Z ~]

But it's a super cool lunchbox!

 

[LoopyPanda]

Now I really want it

Hand it over, nerd

 

[~ Z ~]

NEVER. NEEEEEEEEEVER.

You must pry it from my cold mitten hands.

 

[LoopyPanda]

*Covers your lunchbox in canola oil*

 

[~ Z ~]

Trying to seduce me?!

 

[LoopyPanda]

That isn't my job... plus that's figurative incest....

 

[~ Z ~]

You can't seduce the lunchbox from your mother you swine!

 

[LoopyPanda]

It's out of your hands now...


Literally

 

[~ Z ~]

HAS IT?! 

You will never steal my lunchbox as well as you have stolen my heart!

 

[LoopyPanda]

Gimme the rest of ur lunch money too