FTL: Faster Then Light: Pirate Moon

[Grey Star]

Star sighed. "I get the joke. But we've almost died to those bastards enough time now alright?"

 

[Nick]

mmhhhph...

 

[Grey Star]

"Anyway... Distress beacon or jump beacon?"

 

[Nick]

Distress! Because thats what Im in!

 

[Grey Star]

At the distress signal was looked like a three way stand off between a bunch of pirates who didn't notice the ship.

 

[Nick]

"Wanna watch and see what happens?"

 

[Grey Star]

"Maybe this will end like a Tarantino film... Where's Sam?" Star asked.

 

[Nick]

"Sorry but Sam left the show last week to go into business with his brother Dean"

 

[Grey Star]

"I was... Oh well." They were now blowing each other up. "Free scrap."

 

[Nick]

"Ill ready the scrap collection sub-routine... And don't drop the shields."