Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Nick]

So I have my hair back then! (Thats how I looked before)

Granted, but you still are

I wish I had better priorities

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but those priorities are pointless

I wish I could get food

 

[Nick]

My priorities were already pointless

Granted, but it poisons you and you end up puking out more food than you gained

I wish I remembered to open my skype more often

 

[Eruner]

Granted, so now you are hard studying and don't have time for games or friends.

 

[Nick]

I would recommend to make your wish in text Erunner! You are that awesome, but its limited to only working momentarily before it pours out on your face

I wish I had a life [no I don't]

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but I own it. Bwahaha.

I wish I can high five Nick.

 

[Eruner]

Granted,
you received high five
with a chair
to the face
but with Nick


I wish you a happy birtday

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's not my birthday. xDD

I wish Eruner can teach me the ways of knighthood.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Granted but now you can't do magic

I wish I had something to eat

 

[~ Z ~]

Granted but it's made by ME.

I wish Pokemon Gym Leader themes didn't make me cry.