BOOGALOO CONSPIRACY THEORIES

[~ Z ~]

Shine is secretly a girl.

Loopy's obviously not a panda.

 

[Nick]

Z is not anyone's mama

Grey is a nerd, Freak is a nerd, but Nick is NOT a nerd

 

[Grey Star]

I am secretly teaching my pet aliens to hunt you all down

["For some reason, I don't think I typed that... but cant even be sure...]

Not the vorneskors! Anything but them!

Z is not anyone's mama

Grey is a nerd, Freak is a nerd, but Nick is NOT a nerd

I am a nerd. But you are the man who wishes he was a nerd.

 

[~ Z ~]

No one is a nerd here.

We're obviously all unstable bullies.

 

[Nick]

None of us exist, we are just tiny bits of data

 

[Krillin]

we are all just a dream of a higher being

 

[Nick]

That higher being is actually a snail, being dreamed of by some guy that is beating a dude up being dreamed of by another snail

 

[Eruner]

 

[~ Z ~]

That's not a bad theory, Eruner.

 

[ShineCero]

and what if when we wake up, we die again, only to wake up once more!?