BOOGALOO CONSPIRACY THEORIES

[Nick]

and what if when we wake up, we die again, only to wake up once more!?

What if we wake up because we are having a stroke then die only to wake up having another stroke...that would be a unpleasant limbo...

 

[LoopyPanda]

Strokeception

 

[~ Z ~]

Strokes are no good! We need happy thoughts!

 

[Nick]

Thats not a conspiracy, YOU ARE A CONSPIRACY! WHAT KIND OF CONSPIRACY WOULD DRIVE ONE TO POST A NON CONSPIRACY IN THE CONSPIRACY THREAD?!? but wait... isnt that the ultamate conspiracy.... AARRGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *Silenced by a bullet*

 

[Grey Star]

A Sith plot to use the clones to kill all the Jedi and overthrow the Republic I don't know anything about.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Drago is a figment of my imagination.

 

[~ Z ~]

Rumor has it that Shine is a super cool guy... Wonder what idiot spread that one around? We all know he's a major dork.

 

[LoopyPanda]

I took his lunch money and locked him in a locker so that's a big fat lie

 

[~ Z ~]

Good, I taught you well, youngling.

 

[Nick]

You are all aliens from another planet and you are secretly probing me, Grey, and Freak for information about our planet.

 

[LoopyPanda]

Nerd culture does baffle us...

I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[~ Z ~]

You are all aliens from another planet and you are secretly probing me, Grey, and Freak for information about our planet.

I told you to never pull your pants down in front of strangers. You and your brothers are grounded. 

On the plus side, Earth is a wonderful place for Luppy to unleash her evil ways.

 

[LoopyPanda]

I'm actually from a parallel universe

 

[~ Z ~]

Loopy and Luppy come for your lunch money.

 

[ShineCero]

Z is actually a troll! :maybe:

 

[Nick]

Loopy came from one dimention and was a nice (or at lest not evil) person, into our dimention, But, at the same time, Luppy, came from an evil dimention, both came into our dimention at the same time, our dimention not being capable to understand the excess entropy of the duo, meshed them into one monstrous panda.... Hence, the existance of both Luppy and Loopy... So it may be best to hand over that lunch money...

 

[fullblue]

vhere is that twisted panda from dimenzion z?

 

[LoopyPanda]

You thought it was Loopy, but it was actually me! LUPPY!

 

[fullblue]

The demonic panda from planet X in galaxy Y of dimension Z

 

[ShineCero]

I'm actually Ascended's long lost brother, Larry :kat: