The Mysterious Cafe at the Shady Corner

[fullblue]

He will be free if he give up his gun

 

[~ Z ~]

Sacrifice your gun, Sir Grey! D:

 

[fullblue]

And armor. The magnet is strong enough to lift full plate armor.

 

[~ Z ~]

But then he'll be in his undies!

 

[LoopyPanda]

colored undies

 

[~ Z ~]

Will his clam bra be included?

 

[fullblue]

If there is no metal component, it should be fine.

 

[Grey Star]

*Lets go of gun.*

I can't exactly lose my armor, lest I be arrested on charges of public indeceny. Just got done being a criminal.

*Teleports away.*

 

[~ Z ~]

We scared him away. o_o

 

[fullblue]

Probably. We have some regulars from the secret society here, so the security is necessary. I don't want them to fight here.

 

[~ Z ~]

We must hire ruthless kick boxers for extra protection.

 

[fullblue]

No, he can be bribed

 

[~ Z ~]

For how much? o_o

 

[fullblue]

I bribed them with 1 kg alchemized gold

 

[~ Z ~]

I would bribe with candy!

 

[fullblue]

that would work on local primary school baseball team.

 

[~ Z ~]

but-but-but... candy is good!

 

[fullblue]

But you can't buy grown ups with that

 

[~ Z ~]

How do you buy them?

 

[LoopyPanda]

grown ups are boring!

Buy puppies instead