Count to five then slap someone!

Eruner

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Rules are simple:
1. Fun
2. Be able to count correctly from 1 to 5
3. Don't post twice in a row, just wait till somebody else post
4. You can post pictures or have a conversation while you count
5. on 5, SLAP anybody you want, with anything you want! Then reset count.


Lets start with
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3.

One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals. the cannibals said, "if you do what we say, we wont kill you". so the 3 people followed the orders the cannibals.

So the cannibals said, "go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of the first fruit you see".

So the first person came back out of the forest with 10 apples. the cannibals said, "put the apples up your ass without making a facial expression". The person then made a facial expression after the second apple, so the cannibals killed him.

The second person came back out of the forest with 10 cherries. the cannibals said, "put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression". The person then started laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed him.

In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with cherries "why did you start laughing?". The person replied, "i saw the third person come out with pineapples."
 
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